Ever wondered what God of War’s Kratos would look like if his head was one huge eyeball? No, us neither, but that’s not stopped PC modders.

We’re still waiting on the mod that will turn Kratos, this hack-em-up’s axe-wielding father, into Macho Man Randy Savage, but this bout of nightmare fuel will have to do for now. We have GamingBible to thank for putting this on our radar and ensuring that we’ll never, ever sleep again.

Yes, there are some more serious mods to be found on NexusMods, but the ones shown off by YouTuber Vortex Games are infinitely more striking. Aside from the aforementioned giant eyeball, one gives Kratos a massive head, far bigger than anything the big head modes of old ever delivered. Another makes his entire lower jaw jut through his head, teeth, gums and all.

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But our absolute favourite has to be Big Arms Kratos. Partly it’s because of how absurd Kratos looks, in contrast to the game’s largely serious plot. But mainly it’s because, having watched that clip, we’re now imagining Kratos as Left 4 Dead’s Tank, with his big arms and his head wedged into his chest. Any modders care to make that a reality?

You can check out our God of War PC review here, or pick it up on PlayStation 4 and PC.